Jadedandbitter gets hit on…
By The Redneck Princess on Oct 25, 2011 with Comments 16
Ok, this is just too funny not to post about. Last night while I was doing the research for the blog about internet dating, I signed up to the local free dating site (it is the only way you can look at all the profiles). My plan was to just skulk around and then delete the profile when I was done.
Well they don’t want you to go once they “reel” you in to signing up. Not for 24 hours anyway. So in that 24 hours, with this profile…I have had about 6 email, of course all from men with no pictures, and 5 other guys have added me to their favorites…really boys? Are you all out of your minds?
I mean, did you catch my username there?? Jaded and Bitter…first hint. Run like hell…
Secondly…I don’t even know.
Thirdly…I am going to stay single forever, just to be safe.
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Don't you just LOVE on-line dating??????
Well….
Some guys like a challenge or are so used to whackos, they seek them out out of habit. If I wasn't happily married, I think you and I would be a great match… I like loud cars and fast music! Ha-ha! Er, I may be out of touch concerning the whole dating scene but what is that question about chemistry all about? Next time you go on this site, use the username Lorena Bobbit and see what kind of response you get!
Lol…I think we would be a good match too, except I don't date Racoons, and I seem to have an issue with getting a guy to send me a real picture…weird huh?
It's the 5' 6" and blond hair and average build they are after…the no pictures are probably guys my height with a beer gut. :) Don't they understand the rule of dating people on the same attractive level? The ONLY time there is an exception to that rule, is when you are a ROCK STAR, PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE, or just plain wealthy.
Sandi
Hahahahaha…or with me, never :)
Well, the good thing is you don't have to respond… ;-)
This is true…
Hilarious and clever! Nicely done!
Ha….we will see…
LOL I'm telling you that site is E.V.I.L. in its purest form. It never ceases to entertain though. ;)
Absolutely, to both :)
*snicker* they prob just saw you were interested in fast cars and didn't look at anything else!
Hahahaha…maybe :)
bwahaha this cracks me up again! Geeze girl….I had so much fun when I was doing the internet "dating" thing. I rather enjoyed "calling them out" on lies and telling them they were a loser! hehe Harsh but dammit….DON'T LIE IN YOUR PROFILE! Dumbasses I tell ya!
Pretty much, ya :)