Saturday Afternoon Shenanigans

We are admittedly the laziest couple ever on the weekends. Well until after lunch anyways…

I am so more than awesome with that. Today we were on a mission to get wood. Or Bruce was.

The kind you burn I mean.

We didn’t get much, there was too much freaking snow, not really a ton of motivation, well not on my part at least. I had stupid runners on and not enough clothes or the right gloves.

But we had fun…and got some hilarious pictures.

So first off, I am making the disclaimer that I am not officially allowed to use a chainsaw. I am pretty sure that is my Dad’s rule. But I can sharpen the fuck out of one…and one day, I think Bruce might show me how to do it…so I don’t lose a limb. We will see. I am actually probably a lot safer just loading the wood into the truck. This is what I got to do today…

This took place AFTER the huge laughing fit I had at Bruce and Odie…

Ok…so I was laughing so hard I couldn’t get the camera out of my purse in time to take the pictures of Odie staying 4 steps ahead of Bruce, who was calling him and trying to make him come back so we could go. Odie doesn’t listen well. And hey, he got a free harness ride back to the truck. Obviously by the look on his face you can see he has been carried like this before. I am still giggling about it. And seriously, look at the look on Bruces face. Fucking hilarious.

We got a couple days worth of wood, had some laughs and the big dog Bailey got a hell of a run. She runs behind or sometimes in front of the truck. I know…but she is sleeping like the dead right now, and I am pretty sure she ran off a cookie or two.

I am now blogging while he is cooking me steak.

Ya, he cooks.

Ya, I am keeping him. Like probably forever.

No like for sure forever.

Just saying.

Happy Saturday night my friends.




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  1. Emily says:

    First time at this blog, and the title certainly reminds me of…..”Cause I’m a redneck woman I ain’t no high class broad…I’m just a product of my raisin’ I say hey yall and yee-haw.” etc…..
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  2. Hahaahaha…yes Granny. I have been slacking.
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  3. granny1947 says:

    Great to see you are so happy.
    Though you appear to have become a lazy blogger!!!!
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  4. Hi Donna,

    Glad you’re having a nice time. He sounds like a good catch and well-suited to you. This is excellent news!

    Cheers, SD.
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  5. Megan says:

    Holy crap! Seriously?!? That flew by!!! :)
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  6. Pretty sure I’d loose at least one arm operating a chainsaw, too. I’m that talented a lumberjack. So… the orange half is what does the cutting, right?!
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  7. Barb says:

    Love that pic of Odie and Bruce with Bailey in the background. I’m happy for you Donna – contentment all around it seems!
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  8. Happy weekend for sure :) we always have fun. And Robyn…I can blog about him cause he sort of doesn’t get the blogging theory. My advantage totally. Megan…I love you too baby, and thanks :)
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  9. Megan says:

    I LOVE your bangs!!! Glad you broke your new years resolution. ;) You look beautiful baby! And Bruce is so stinking handsome! Sounds like you had a fabulous day. Yay, you! xoxo Love you bunches darlin’.
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  10. Yeah we know why you aren’t allowed to use the chain saw; for the safety of that list of people that have annoyed you in the past right? Just kidding! Looks a lot of fun. Collecting firewood in the snow. It doesn’t get more like real life than that.

  11. Janb says:

    That’s the good stuff! Just enjoy, weekends are meant for that.
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  12. Robyn says:

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww – you make my heart melt.

    And he doesn’t mind if you blog about him!
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  13. HAPPY WEEKEND! xoxo
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