I have never been a big bumper sticker girl…though I will admit I do have a sticker on my window right now. Mostly because it’s ridiculous, and spelled wrong, which makes me laugh.
I am obviously easily amused.
I have just never understood the point of these family stickers.
The first time I saw one, I was like what?
Why the hell would you want to advertise the number of children you own or whether or not you are single or leashed on the window of your truck?
It is like social media gone awry…
Isn’t it? I mean if I am missing something here, please feel free to fill me in.
I think it is like an ad for a murdering thug to pick you as their next victim. Right there on your car window, they have all the info they need. Whether or not you have a husband, a dog or a killer cat and how many kids he will have to work through. All they have to do is follow you home from the grocery store.
Why would you put that target on your family is beyond me.
Because really…who else cares?
If I want that much information about you I will ask, in person, over a coffee. Which totally isn’t going to happen now that you have that stupid sticker on your window.
I just don’t think we can be friends.
I am sure people who have these stickers mean well…but it just makes me wonder what they are trying to say…it’s like the baby on board sign.
Do you think if you have one of those in your window, the accident won’t happen? That the random accident will be like…hey…don’t hit that car, there is a baby on board! Whoa…that was close!!
How about we just pay more attention while driving. All the time. No matter who is in the car.
How about if we put bumper stickers on that are actually funny. I want to laugh with you. Not at you.
And I am only trying to save you from certain death. At the hands of a serial killer. I mean who wants to die like that right?
Happy Friday :)
About the Author: A little out of line, never politically correct, and you can't dress me up...all I ask is you leave smiling and come back soon :)