All Entries in the "Humor" Category
Who writes this crap??
And how do we do them in and take their jobs. Or at least give the jobs to someone, anyone with a half a brain. I am talking about commercials. I mean why can’t people write a decent bloody commercial. It can’t be that hard. Can it? I am telling you this, the stupid Kraft [...]
A day of unfortunate events…
It was a pretty good day, really. It is a full moon though, and with me, that means stuff is gonna happen. I wasn’t disappointed. Here is how the day went… I got the wrong straw…of course. Bruce fixed it. Sort of… The clouds were just weird on the drive home from Naniamo, did I [...]
Those socks look amazing with those sandals…
Said no one. Ever. It tis the season for bad foot dressing. Now I have never been a shoe whore. In fact, totally the opposite. I hate buying and wearing shoes. Shopping for shoes to me, is equivalent to pulling out each and every fingernail with pliers. But I do know enough to not wear socks [...]
On life and aging rock stars…
I was just thinking… That it sucks that all the rock stars we used to be hot over, are old now. Like seriously old, like it’s creepy that I used to be in love with you so hard old. How the hell did they get so far ahead of us? Seriously. Over the years I [...]
There is just no way to keep up with Twitter…
I have tried. I want to say I get it, that I am part of the tweeting trend or whatever you to call it…but I don’t and I am not. I totally get Facebook. I totally get blogging. I even get Instagram, but I cannot for the life of me figure the Twitter thing out. The [...]
When gum is too complicated….
I never thought I would see the day when buying gum would confuse me as much as buying shoes does. All I want is something that doesn’t taste like a mouth full of weirdness. What ever happened to Chiclets? Bubble gum? Thrills? Thank goodness I can still buy Juicy fruit or there would be no [...]
Welcome home OCD…
It’s a well known fact that I am obsessive compulsive. Sometimes it is a good thing, sometimes not so much. Today, as Martha would say, it’s a good thing. I can’t believe I just wrote that, feel free to smack me. Seriously. But it is. I cleaned off my counters. Like really cleaned them off. [...]
Boys will be boys, and we are gonna talk about you…
I am going to put my disclaimer first. Just so no one takes this personally. It’s totally not personal at all, it is just in general. It is just my observation. Of course it is biased, for exactly that reason. It’s about men. Right? Now if you are a man, you can either: a) Walk [...]
How to survive living with a terrorist…
That’s right. We live with a terrorist. Did you know that they come in all shapes and sizes, and that you never know when they are going to attack? Of course you did. So did I. I just forgot. The cute gets in the way.
And then we have…the dumbass move.
Have you ever woke up in the morning, gone to the bathroom to pee, stubbed your toe…stepped on the cat and somehow managed to wake up dreaming about work all in the same breath? I mean yes…I pee while sleeping apparently. In the bathroom, but I don’t actually wake up. Is there such a thing [...]
It’s my Friday…
Even though it’s actually Thursday. My life is awesome that way. My days off are Friday and Saturday, it is good and it is bad. Like on Saturday night, when everyone else knows they have one more day off, and I don’t. It’s bad. But tonight, when you all have one more day left of [...]
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you…
Apparently my son is sure mine is…he might actually be right. Click on the picture below to find out if you are gonna be a victim… Have a great weekend kids!
