Ok, all is fair in love and war, I figured it should go both ways and the girls should get some advice too right?
So here we go!! Girls these are the things NOT TO DO in your profile.
1. Put pictures of yourself 15 years ago as your profile picture, especially if you have, a) Cut all of your hair off since said picture. b) Gained ANY weight and you think it will be better if he doesn’t know right away. c) Aged badly or at least way more than the picture…it’s only fair, just saying.
2. Use the saying Live, Love, Laugh…apparently it make guys want to puke.
3. Be a crazy bitch in the absolute first email you send a guy.
4. Wear 16 year old clothes in your pictures when you are in your 50’s
or even in your real life for that matter…it is just wrong.
5. Show your tits…let’s have a bit of class ladies.
6. French your dog in your profile picture…WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
7. When you take a picture with your web cam…maybe, just maybe, clean up whatever is behind you on the floor first…just saying.
8. Spell the town you live in properly. Sun Shine Coast IS NOT THREE WORDS!!!
9. Use incorrect or NO punctuation…did any of you go to school??? Anyone?
10. Gum boots are NOT sexy, I don’t give a fuck where you live.
11. Please don’t use any of these as your tag line:
“my beast friend”
“New Year New Love” when it’s almost November
“lokking for friends”
“The things that matter may be small…”
“anything” oh girl, you are asking for it.
“brave it lol….“
12. Let your friends write a profile like this:
Just ask me.just a good lady. I work hard.I have cats . I. do have cats. I em love sole full, musici, singer,i do kerryokey every weekend. Like a littol wine once and a whle love to joke around and have fun in life.i want to go for a proper date . I love it where I live. If you don’t dress desent and act desent don’t contat me . .hay let’s have fun.,lets be frends and go from their.pic just up dated jun 20 2011 looking for hiKing frends
13. But make sure to ask good questions, like this:
“Why do men post pictures of their dogs?” why do they?? Girls do it too.
14. A good tag line is key, give it back to them girls…
“Man wanted….send pic of truck.”
15. Leave your profile online and say you are out of the pond…girlfriend if you have hooked up, delete it right off, no one cares.
Be sure to check out the featured video for today, for once it actually has something to do with the blog post :) and it’s freaking funny!!!
I hope this helps out, happy fishing folks!!!