Dear FiveyearsagoPlentyofFishdatedisaster…

Dear FiveyearsagoPlentyofFishdatedisaster…

Please don’t email me and ask me this…

Are you still around or what there lady?

It’s D*&%n from Edmonton. I am in Nanaimo but will in C Riv this weekend……..

You still alive?

D*^#n

I am going to say no.

Please don’t think that there is a chance in HELL that we are going to get together because you are coming to where I live.

I am unbelievably not interested.

I dumped your crazy ass for a reason…

Ya, the crazy part.

I am pretty sure that hasn’t changed has it?

And why do you still have my email address on your computer from 5 years ago.

That in itself terrifies me…

Not as much as the fact that you will be in my town…

But close.

So just so we are clear, I am dead yes…to you.

I am also hoping you forget my last name like I forget yours.

And don’t know how to read the phone book…

I have also moved…

Needless to say, this Princess will be laying low this weekend :) It’s all about avoiding crazy, but damn the Universe it having a ball with me this month, twisted fuckers that they are…

Have a good Weekend folks!!

23 thoughts on “Dear FiveyearsagoPlentyofFishdatedisaster…

  1. auroramorealist

    Oh. Boy. Don’t get me started on online dating nightmares… books to write, tales to tell and lucky for me I can read the phone book and give their names to all their partners/wives… don’t these people even think about this stuff??? Apparently not… it’s a whacko world of weirdos in the online dating scene. A girl has to watch out for herself and be careful. That’s all I really know about that business anymore and it is a business, sadly, based on hopes of others but the truth is there aren’t many opportunities out there to meet new people… seems like that’s all I did before I was married… then after I was married, no end of singles, now that I’m single, no end of marrieds… NOT my cup of tea, ever but I better shutup because I just realized I’m blogging on your blog, sorry… thanks for sharing :)

  2. Separated Dad

    I don’t remove old names or e-mail addresses or phone numbers for years. I don’t have a phone with a 100-person limit; so what’s the hurry to delete/clean up. For one thing, it means I know who’s calling ME if the phone rings.. :) For another, just occasionally someone gets ill or there’s an emergency and I find I have to make contact with someone I haven’t talked to in a long time.

    Having said that, you dumped him so it’s odd that he would contact you after all this time with such a poorly-worded e-mail AND expect his illiteracy to have you trembling to meet him. I suggest you hide in Nova Scotia until Monday.. :)

  3. Jessie

    Stalker alert!!!

    Jeez some people are just strange – does they not think there might be a reason that they have had no contact from you for 5 years?

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